foggysuggestion:

me??? upset???? yes constantly

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

daftplunk:

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

true story 100% real not lie (not fake all real)

210pm:

dlubes:

straightboyfriend:

i was on a boat in the middle of the ocean & a shark kink shamed me so i punched it & all the fish cheered me on & clapped

this is true i was one of the fish

im the shark kink